Welcome to my world.

Hey guys so your probably wondering who is this eyebrow kid. Why is she talking in 3rd person and what is she going to do to improve my life.

Well heres your answer you saucy ducks out there , i am going to ...

 

uhhh....

 

to be honest I'm not really sure yet

But I'm guessing it will be a mix of fashion , music and general teenage tips that everyone else is afraid to share. I will warn you now my speeling is ap-aul-ing (is that how you spell it?) *shouts to mum* mum doesn't listen - asks the pool of all knowledge that is Google.

 

um yeah this is what Google says -

ap·pall·ing

/əˈpôliNG/

Adjective

Awful; terrible.

Synonyms

dreadful - terrible - horrible - frightful - appaling

 *May I add this doesn't mean I'm wrong - i just need to let him think he has one over on me sometimes. You will probably see allot off appearances from him. I love how I've already decided its a HE :)*

 

Well why don't we do a 20 question about me—I will ask the questions and then me will answer them … ok. I warn you I am don at answering my own questions

1. What is your real name?  Uhhh you stalker you. Its Fenella—that sounds like Vanilla.

2. How are you so awesome? Well you see , I guess its just something that comes naturally to me.Youknow. When I came out of the womb I did the Harlem shake and from then on people have just been drawn towards me like a magnet.

3. What's your favourite nut?  Wow that’s such a creative question—I like your style. Um I’d probably say a monkey nut because I mean—who names a nut after a monkey—only someone who knows what they’re talking about I think.

4. Why are you so bad at spelling? Whoa—what is this—like harass me day. No comment—next question

5. Do you have a best friend? Um , I don’t want to create a sob story you know , because I don't think its right that that shines through my talent but um. Basically I'm a loner . I sit by myself. There's been times when I’m like—a banana a day can’t be your only friend you know. And you know I get teased allot for saying You know allot , you know. *I just want to clarify that part of this is true and part of it is not—decide for yourself either way—but the real answer to this question is I don’t have one group of firiends I like having loads of people I talk to and having different friends for when you need different things—like a have a really deep friend I can talk to and a bigbangtheory fan girl friend I can talk to—because at the end of the day no-one can truly put up with everyone's traits all the time—I find by doing this I am much happier and more confident in my self*

6. How important is fashion in your life? Umm well , basically I have taken art textiles and I love presenting things in all art subjects so to me fashion is like art work. I'm sure you will see some of my crazy outfits over the course of my blog. I'd say my personal taste is not like anybody else's. And that’s how its meant to be with fashion its your personal choice. LET ME JUST TELL YOU ALL KNOW IF ANYONE CLAIMS IM INDIE THEY ARE WRONG BECAUSE CALLING ME INDIE IS LIKE CALLING ME  NOT– INDIE .

7. What about make up—are you a goddess.? Good Question, I like you—I wouldn’t say im a goddess and I just want to clarify to people now at school I DO NOT WEAR MAKE-UP making me one of the only people in my school no to. I will explain why later during my blog but lets just say it’s a mixture of allergy ,not trying to impress anyone and can’t be bothered.

8. Are you a fat kid? Bit rude but anyway– my answer id yes—I am a fat kid because I love my food—I have taken catering and people can call me posh kid—however many times they like it will not stop me from eating olives and balsamic glaze.

9. Why haven’t you written a blog before—and why are you writing one now? You know what kiddo , it’s a mixture of things , people always comment I'm funny and likeable and that id be really big on the internet—so that’s one reason. The second reason is I am an utter disaster zone and I have so many stories to tell. Another reason is I need to improve my spelling for my English exams so I thought writing a blog might help with that. Another reason is I love my presenting and graphics so I can hopefully make it look nice and also because its fun isn't it :)-yeah that’s what I thought.

10. Well I've got to 10 questions and I really can’t be bothered to waste my time asking you twenty because your not giving very good answers are you? So lets make this the last one…   Why are your eyebrows so dark? Um well that’s actually quite offensive and I have been giving good answers so youknow.And that’s actually quite hurt my feelings. So . Um just give me a second……………

I'm glad this happened because now all of you readers out there *because there's so many of you* can see how I get beaten up about my physical appearance yeah. And my answer to that question is because I spread marmite on them to be more in with the kids alright.

Well now you know a bit more about me and how I talk to myself in my spare time—I’d like to leave you with a though that my wise friend once came up with…

 If you grill a cucumber does that make it a courgette, a gherkin or well just a grilled cucumber?

Thank you for reading what goes on in this head of mine and just remember myeyebrowsaredark.