The almighty list

 

  Hey guys,

 

 So I’ve discovered I'm a psychic and I bet what your thinking now is ‘Ohh the writings changed on this crazy-yummy-lovely blog’ and yes you would indeed be right—the writing has changed –or you will be thinking ‘Why is this weirdo talking in a made up tens and now commenting on English Literature points’ in which case to you I say read my other posts ad you will start to understand my mind.

 

Any way we are going off topic because today I’m talking about…

The things I would do if I had the time or if they existed.

*FIREWORKS AND PARTY ROCK STARTS UP*

So yes here is a list of my aspirations for the next year or few even though its not New Years yet but I say -’WHY CONFORM?!’

 

 

1.Master the macaroon –it’s a tricky little bugger. 3 attempts at it and it still reins victorious

2.Go gooseberry picking and then giggle at the word gooseberry.

3.Watch every single Come dine with me that exists ever in the world.

4. Successfully sue Windows Movie maker for traumatic experiences.

5. Argue with a therapist and see if they are still as calm as usual.

6. Sing the Big Bang theory theme tune in one almighty breath

7. Get over my fear of chickens by maybe inviting them over for some Tapas or Amuse Bouche .

8. Beat Usain Bolt in a 100m sprint to a slice of Carrot cake.

9. Buy every single kind of broccoli and decide which one is my all-time favourite.

10. Write a lot more blogs and hopefully entertain someone!

 

So there it is my List of Aspirations for the next few years—Maybe I some do some blog posts on some of them –What are your crazy aspirations?

 

And just remember myeyebrowsaredark